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Huh. [29 Nov 2008|02:42am]
[ mood | amused ]

Wow, I so need to update this thing more.



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[05 Feb 2006|11:45am]

Get your own spectral analysis from Area 23®

I have no idea what the fuck this means...


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10 reasons Gay Marriage is wrong [06 Jan 2006|07:05pm]
This made me laugh. I think it bares being re-posted on my crappy little live journal.


10 reasons Gay Marriage is wrong

1. Being gay is not natural. And as you know Americans have always rejected unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because, as you know, a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed. The sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

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[09 Dec 2005|06:56pm]
Handwriting Analysis

The results of your analysis say:

You fill every waking moment with activity.
You are a social person who likes to talk and meet others.
You are affectionate, passionate, expressive, and future-oriented.
You are not very reserved, impatient, self-confident and fond of action.
You are self-confident and like to bring attention to yourself.
What does your handwriting say about YOU?



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Look ma! I know me some things! [21 Nov 2005|10:19am]
[ mood | awake ]

You are a

Social Liberal
(81% permissive)

and an...

Economic Liberal
(18% permissive)

You are best described as a:


Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid
Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

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In Jesus' name, I post!!! [10 Nov 2005|04:51pm]


I actually watched this trying to watch Lost at the same time. The great thing is that at the very end, she decides to accept the money when all is said and done. So much for God's warrior.


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[05 Nov 2005|09:26am]
[ mood | bouncy ]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want- good or bad. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or moritified) about what people remember about you.


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[31 Jul 2005|05:08am]
So, I just had a dream where I was going through an empty high school at the dead of night. There were no people around for my entire dream and every room was unlocked & empty. There wasn't a damn thing in any of the rooms; no desk, no whiteboards, no books, nothing. Just completely empty rooms. The dream was so damn boring that it woke me up (which explains why I'm up at this ungodly hour...) I just kept going from room to room looking but never finding anything. Well, I did find a couple of rooms with another door, but that door just lead out to the highschool again as well.

Let's see... (from http://www.dreammoods.com/)


To dream that you are in a room, represents a particular aspect of yourself or a particular relationship. Dreams about various rooms often relate to hidden areas of the conscious mind and different aspects of your personality.

To dream that you find or discover new rooms, suggests that you are developing new strengths and taking on new roles. You may be growing emotionally.

To see an appealing or comfortable room in your dream, signifies opulence and satisfaction in life.

To see a dark, eerie or confining room, denotes that that you feel trapped or repressed in a situation.


To dream that you are in a classroom, symbolizes that you may be learning an important life lesson.


To dream that you are entering through a door, signifies new opportunities that will be presented before you. You are entering into a new stage in your life and moving from one level of consciousness to another. In particular, a door that opens to the outside, signifies your need to be more accessible to others, whereas a door that opens into the inside, denotes your desire for inner exploration and self-discovery.


To dream of emptiness, signifies fruitless labor or that something is missing in your life. There is nothing to show for all the effort that you have dedicated to a project or development.


To have a dream that takes place at night, represents some major setbacks and obstacles in achieving your goals. There are some issues in your life that you are facing that are not too clear. You should put the issues aside so you can clear your head before coming back to it.


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The fuck?? [25 Jul 2005|10:20pm]

The end is here.


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[25 Jul 2005|09:07pm]
LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:BerrySara
Your haiku:can't function without
her but goddamn i miss that
wacky bitch at times
Created by Grahame

Now that's love...


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So, yah... [25 Jul 2005|08:27pm]
Saturday I went to a midnight showing of the movie The Forbidden Zone which is apparently this big cult movie that's supposed to be the weird movie ever made. I sat through this entire movie and I honestly can't explain it to anyone else what the hell it's about. Sex, pimps, midgets, another world complete with a frog carring a whip... that would sum up The Forbidden Zone.

Before the movie started I had to 'powder my nose' (*cough* pee *cough*) so right next to the bathroom was the "Wheel of Penis" that I was informed to spin as I was walking by. I was thinking I'd win a prize or something. Nope, which I found out when it landed on belt. The guy told me to put my hands on the wall because I'd won a spanking with the belt. So the guy proceeded to spank with with the belt as horny guys cheered. He hit my back at once point and left a red whelt that hurt like a bitch. It was fun though, and during intermission I got the riding crop ;)


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Walking in the woods [23 Jul 2005|05:39pm]
From http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGLD&g=2&o=1

The Window Shopper
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDf)

Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.

You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You're a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it's likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You've had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there'll be much more to come.

Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you're especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.

Your ideal match is someone who'll love you back with equal fire, and someone you've grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you're drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.

BEWARE: The Hornivore

CONSIDER: The Gentleman, The Loverboy

Hornivore? *laughs*


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God, I have no sense of directions [23 Jul 2005|05:18pm]
My driving skills were put to the test yesterday. And I failed. Horribly.

You'd think I would have thought to actually take the time to figure out where I'd be driving to in Chico before I left but I assumed that I thought I knew where they were. Assumed being the key word because they weren't where I thought they were. Ended up going to three gas stations asking for directions, the last guy started to tell me to get back on the highway for another 3 exits when he remember that there was a theater on the street we were currently on and had just been remodeled.

On the plus side, I found my missing sunglasses and washed my car during this lost in Chico 'fun'.


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[19 May 2005|02:40pm]
I need a fucking hug...


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Sara got a better job! [19 Feb 2005|07:18pm]
I'm finially moving up in the world as far as my "career" (and I use the term lightly) is conserned. Having been answering phones as a customer service rep for Medicare's claims processing since June 2003 at $9.25 hourly, I'm now joining our provider education outreach department making $13.50 salary! It's just insane to think that I'm an actual salary employee at the tender age of 22 (and thank you California state law for forcing companies to pay salary employies at least double min wage). Anyway, I'll no longer be answer calls all day long with no end in sight, rather now I'll be traveling all over California doing workshops for billers to teach them how to bill Medicare. While my goal is to ultimatly end up doing social work, doing outreach is at least a step in the right direction. So I'm very excited about the job! The only down side is that everyone else in the department is (at their youngest) in their late 30s, so I'm very much "the kid" there. In Custom Service I was lead for my FPO so I did all the supervisor callbacks, research, etc. Now... it's a little scary to be back at sqaure one. Plus some of these billers have been doing billing for 30+ years, much longer than I've been alive, so I'm a tad worried that I'll get razzed by them for that. Ah well, I've been staring at claim denials for almost 2 years straight, I could bill in my sleep so I'm not worried about lack of knowledge on my end.

On a complete different topic, have any of you had Orville Redenbacher's Cinnabon popcorn? My heaven's full of that cinnamon-butter popcorn with icy frosting goodness. Mmmm...


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The stuff of nightmears [22 Jan 2005|03:02pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]



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Huh [31 Dec 2004|01:55am]
[ mood | lonely ]


I'm an aunt. Weird. Even weirder is seeing what my brother Matt looks like now considering I haven't seen him in 7 years. The above picture also contains my sister Mindy who still talks to that side of the family (who is rocking a train~y hat thing). Hmm. The child looks cute, so I'm assuming Matt's wife must be a knock out ;)


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[14 Dec 2004|07:12am]
[ mood | calm ]



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[14 Dec 2004|12:17am]
[ mood | blank ]

Dance like no one's watching and love like it will never hurt.

Probably the best advice I've ever heard in my life, I still remember the way it rolled out of Kirsten's mouth as she wrapped her arms around me & burried her face in my face. If it wasn't so damn cold right now (and 12:30am *g*) I'd love to strip off my clothes at some random lake and go skinnydipping. Just keep swimming. It's been a couple years since I've last done it.


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[09 Dec 2004|06:14am]
[ mood | confused ]

Mindy, what's the phone number of that "Loser Line?" I thought College Humor put it out but I can't find it anywhere on their site.


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